Title: The Continuing Adventures of Bungalow Bill and the Eggmen.
Character Pairing: Caradoc Dearborn/Sturgis Podmore (pre-slash)
Other Pairings: pre-Ted Tonks/Andromeda Black, pre-Emmeline Vance/Hestia Jones.
Prompt: "fundamental."
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~720
Summary: "Don't put it all on me, Mister Walrus, mate. I get by with a little help from my friends."
Author's Notes: The slash is still not happening, but it will eventually. Blah blah, based on dontsayaword canon; Sturgis is musify's and Ted is venezia's; Emmeline and Hestia are not based on comagirly's or theblev's. Any Beatles references belong to John, Paul, George, and Ringo.
Link to Prompt Table: Over yonder!

( Of the group into which he's assimilated himself, Sturgis is the only one who doesn't get a Prefect's badge, come fifth year. )

Title: The Early Days of the Three Musketeers
Character Pairing: Caradoc Dearborn/Sturgis Podmore
Prompt: "unidentified falling object."
Rating: G
Word Count: 545
Summary: "Caradoc Dearborn and Sturgis Podmore meet by accident on the train in their first year."
Author's Notes: They're first years. The slash is going to happen eventually, but right now, it's borderline gen. Blah blah, based on dontsayaword canon; Sturgis is musify's and Ted is venezia's.
Link to Prompt Table: Over yonder!

( ...and then something tallish and gangly-limbed falls from nowhere, making a noise sort of like a yelping crash... )

Title: Daring Rescue
Character Pairing: Percy Weasley/Rufus Scrimgeour
Prompt: "knight in shining whatever"
Rating: PG
Word Count: 630
Summary: "Never before in his life has Percy been more certain that he wasn’t ever meant to be a Gryffindor..."
Author's Notes: The only real advisory warning here is for a little bit of colorful language.
Link to Prompt Table: Aqui!

( Percy hates the desperation in his voice... )

Title: Nausea
Characters: Dr. Spencer Reid, Jason Gideon
Pairings: Gen!
Rating: PG-13, for subject matter.
Summary: “You’re only human, Spencer.”
Word Count: ~145
Prompt(s): "mommy/daddy issues"
Disclaimer: Criminal Minds, the characters and situations, and other related things belong to Jeff Davis and CBS, which is to say: not me.
A/N: written for ~cm_drabbles @ LJ. Spoilers for 2.18, "Jones."

( ...maybe that's the withdrawal )

Title: Lose the Pants
Characters: Dr. Spencer Reid, Elle Greenaway
Pairings: Reid/Elle
Rating: PG-13, for fade-to-black sensuality.
Summary: "He pauses, looking down at his pants. What's so wrong with gray trousers?"
Word Count: ~640
Prompt(s): "lose the pants"
Disclaimer: Criminal Minds, the characters and situations, and other related things belong to Jeff Davis and CBS, which is to say: not me.
A/N: ...I blame this on "P911" and all of its great Reid/Elle moments. For timing, it's right after "In Plain Sight," in my mind. Also: I wrote het? This is so odd for me.

( Elle Greenaway, Spencer has decided, is a truly singular woman. )

Title: The shadow of the valley of death.
Characters: Barty Crouch, Jr. & Severus Snape.
Rating: G, but sacrilegious.
Summary: “How, exactly, would Psalm 23 justify the ways of the Dark Lord to her, Barty?”
Word Count: 505.
Disclaimer: They're all JKR's kids and/or the kids of JKR's kids; I'm just playing with them. Inspired by blurred_lines canon; all characters are, thus, inspired by their portrayals there. Sev is hafren's, Julianne is despoir's, Regulus is coeur_delanuit's, and Agnes is sherlock's.
A/N: I'm a bad person. This is all.

( I'm well aware of that, Severus, but consider this, if you will... )

Title: It's a bitch convincing people to like you.
Characters: Barty Crouch, Jr./James Potter.
Rating: PG-13. Language, mostly. Also, the slash.
Summary: "Yet now you have had a change of heart; yes, of course; just as you have everywhere else. I have already heard this tale, Potter, and I tire of it immensely"
Word Count: 268.
Disclaimer: They're all JKR's kids and/or the kids of JKR's kids; I'm just playing with them. Inspired by dontsayaword canon; all characters are, thus, inspired by their portrayals there. James is cupcakecalamity's, Regulus is coeur_delanuit's, and Endymion is musify's.
A/N: Uhm. I was listening to "I Can't Decide" by Scissor Sisters before a class on Paradise Lost. This happened in the middle of my notes. Title is a lyric from aforementioned song.

( You play good Quidditch. )

Title: What Not To Do When Your Feminine Friend Is Suddenly Female.
Characters: Aquila Avery/girl!Barty Crouch, Jr.; featuring an appearance by Corbina Lestrange and mentions of Bellatrix Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Alecto Carrow, Georgina Wilkes, Antonin and Anzhelina Dolohov.
Rating: PG-13; language, silliness, generally being cracky.
Summary: Barty's a girl; Aquila's a boy. Somehow, the math does not add up.
Word Count: 500.
Prompt(s): the "five-scenes challenge" at LJ's sirius_remus100... only I didn't feel like writing Sirius/Remus. Prompts used were: discovery, laughter, books, communication, and moving.
Disclaimer: They're all JKR's kids and/or the kids of JKR's kids; I'm just playing with them. Inspired by blurred_lines canon; all characters are, thus, inspired by their portrayals there. Aquila is eatamango's, Corbina is theblev's, Bella is likethistledown's, Dolph is sherlock's, Alecto is cupiscent's, Georgina is missrevolver's, Antonin is musify's, and Anzhelina is plum's.

( Aquila! )

A collection of a few different drabbles.

Title: A Mother’s Love
Rating: G/PG
Words: 100
Prompt: "rhymes with 'witch'"
Characters: Mrs. Crouch
Rhyme: Switch

( A Mother's Love )

Title: Smile
Rating: G
Words: 100
Prompt: "rhymes with 'witch'"
Characters: Mrs. Crouch
Rhyme: Niche

( Smile )

Title: Insecticide
Rating: G/PG
Words: 100
Prompt: "rhymes with 'witch'"
Characters: Mr and Mrs. Crouch
Rhyme: Pitch

( Insecticide )

Title: Cry, Mother
Word Count: 100.
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Barty Crouch, Jr.
Prompt: In memoriam.
Author's Notes: Angst.

( Cry, Mother )

Title: Digits
Word Count: 100.
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Sirius, Sirius/Remus
Prompt: In memoriam.
Author's Notes: Angst, with implied slash.

( Digits )

Title: Red Right Ankle
Word Count: 100.
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Sirius, Remus, Sirius/Remus
Prompt: In memoriam.
Author's Notes: Angst, slash but nothing at all serious. Name is from a Decemberist's song of the same name.

( Red Right Ankle )

Title: A Common Misconception
Word Count: 100.
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Barty Crouch Jr.
Author's Notes: Slash, language, violence. Prompts were "weakness" and "I wanna fuck you like an animal."

( A Common Misconception. )

Title: Family Portrait
Rating: G
Prompt: Born to Be Bad
Word Count: 100.
Characters/Pairings: Barty Crouch, Jr.

( Family Portrait. )

Title: Judas
Rating: PG
Prompt: Born to Be Bad
Word Count: 100.
Characters/Pairings: Peter Pettigrew, implied Sirius/Remus

( Judas. )

Title: Control
Rating: PG-13 (slash)
Prompt: Born to Be Bad
Word Count: 100.
Characters/Pairings: Barty Crouch, Jr/Severus Snape

( Control )

Title: The Disappointing Fathers Club
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Prompt: Born to Be Bad
Word Count: 100.
Characters/Pairings: Barty Crouch, Jr, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort

( The Disappointing Fathers Club )